Sunday, 8 December 2013

Bah! Humbug!

Just look what she made me do! This is going to spoil my reputation!
How am I supposed to maintain the 'grumpy old git' image with our house bedecked in all this jollification?


The biggest worry is that it may attract carol singers. They shouldn't be too difficult to deal with - I'll keep a bucket of cold water at the ready. I'm feeling better already.